Abortion Foes Endure Temporary Truce

(DC) Over the weekend protesters on both sides of the abortion debate observed a temporary truce as word spread among the crowds of the tasty Reuben dinner special at a local eatery. Fearing violence or at least harsh words the manager of the eatery divided the restaurant's twenty tables into PRO and CON sections, established a generous neutral zone between the groups and posted staff members at regular intervals to monitor the situation. Eye witness and food server Jimmy B. reported an uncomfortable silence as the two groups stared down the other over heaping plates of corn beef & saurkraut. "I guess they must have liked the sandwiches cause they were to busy feeding their faces to rant and rave. Come to think of it, I think that was the only time all day those people shut their freaking pie holes."