HOT!!! - McDonalds patents Reuben Sandwich

Rumors are flying that the international food service giant McDonalds has filed patents on the Reuben Sandwich. A company spokesman was quoted as saying the patents should be enforceable within two weeks. Wall Street analysts suspect the company made this move to shore up profits through licensing agreements for the sandwich. Memos leaked from McDonalds indicate the company will pull in 0.10 dollars (American) on every Reuben sold. McDonalds stock rose 23.2% after the announcement.