2004 game reviews

More outstanding game reviews on Something Awful.

"Though I am loathe to admit it, Vin Diesel's game was better than John Carmack's. All the same, puking on your shirt is better than shitting your pants and I would not recommend either."

"Half Life 2 - ...the game approximated something fun. For that I award it the coveted Least Shitty Game of the Year Award. "

"Pokemon Coloseum - Another phoned-in installment of a marketing franchise consumed mostly these days by troubled teens and idiot man-children. Will they finally release the console RPG that these failed abortions have been clamoring for or will the franchise finally take its well-deserved place amid the mothballed relics of a past age? I think you know which one I'm hoping for."


Not a game review, but funny...
"Do you enjoy laughing at people who probably got kicked in the head by horses as children? You're in luck! If you would be so kind as to click on this hyperlink, you will find that a marvelous bounty of stupidity awaits you. "