Paul Bremer denies US will crash Iraqi party

When asked if US military forces will remain in Iraq if they are asked to leave puppet master Paul Bremer put his hand in his pocket, crossed his fingers and said with a straight face "I don't think that will happen, but obviously we don't stay in countries where we're not welcome." He went on to add "700+ American dead, thousands of American wounded, daily mortar attacks and road side bombs aside, I believe the Iraqi people are glad we are here. Besides, I wouldn't miss the party on June 30 for anything. I hear the fireworks are going to be killer!"