We are not alone!

Finally some absolute proof that we are not alone in the universe. The crew of a Mexican airforce plane has reported being surrounded by a gaggle of UFOs. "We are not alone! This is so weird," said one crew member. An airforce general denied the crew was "sloshed" at the time of the incident, "They had a preflight dinner of Reuben sandwiches and three shots of tequila. This is standard procedure in our organization."

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=scienceNews&storyID=5109891