Less for More...

McDonald's is offering an "Adult Happy Meal" and advice on how to stay healthy. "Our research shows Americans will be happy to pay $1-$2 more for a salad & water than they do for our normal meal deals which include a sandwich, fries and a choice of beverages. This is the age of selling less for more... and these fat asses are buying it!" quipped P. Reuben, a company VP. "We are even throwing in a 'step counter' device to help remind our customers how much of their life is spent in an office, chained to a desk. If that doesn't get them depressed and make them drown their sorrows in food I don't know what will."

McDonald's stock is down 48% since the 9th circuit ruled against the corporation's bid to patent the Reuben sandwich.

http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/11/news/fortune500/mcdonalds_happymeal/index.htm?cnn=yes