Sharp Pointed Stick Control

First they came for the gun owners...the drinkers...smokers...pot heads...cell phone users...

British Medical Experts Campaign for Long, Pointy Knife Control
'The authors of an editorial in the latest issue of the British Medical Journal have called for knife reform. The editorial, "Reducing knife crime: We need to ban the sale of long, pointed kitchen knives," notes that the knives are being used to stab people as well as roasts and the odd tin of Spam.' - Note: Does anyone know if this is a joke? It smells like Onion material. On the other hand, wearing a mask in public is now illegal in some states.