"Mine is in my hand and ready to use"

"HA HA" funny quotes from Greg Gillespie's web site:
Wait...what is he talking about?...

"Mine is in my hand and ready to use"
"(bonus) accessible even when wearing chaps"
"How fast can you Whip yours out"
"Mine looks like this"
"In a real bad situation...I’d never let you touch yours"
"Wasted Motion is Wasted Time"
"So I just put every action on the planet to shame"
"Out and open with one handed operation"

"Big bulky thing on your belt...That thing [is] very slow compared to mine and also very predictable [. i know] what your next move is going to be. You have to pull it out. Your elbow leads the way across and away from your body. Also think about how hard it is to get that thing back in the holster... To me it looks like the world just slowed down . It’s so obvious that it is a big clumsy thing on your belt. Ridiculous."