Woman molecularly bonds with sofa
"Man, this is just about the most revolting thing I've heard in a long time. Apparently a 480-pound woman in Florida was so huge sat down on her sofa and did not get up again -- for six years. During that time, she continued to eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom. When she finally got mortally sick, hospital workers were finally called to take her to the hospital.
And that's when they discovered that her skin had fused to the sofa material. According to the Palm Beach Post:" - From a Collision Detection story
3 Comments:
What's wrong with bonding with your sofa? We're just jealous because she doesn't have the intimacy problems that we have. All I can say is that I hope it wasn't herculon. I've fallen asleep on that rough stuff and woke up looking like a waffle...
Eeew... how exactly does that happen? Not that I really want to know, but geesh. It's almost lunchtime... I think I'll skip the food part.
My ass is bonding with this chair. Time to wander around the building in search of sunlight and fresh air.
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