Wishful thinking

A group of "rocket scientists" think they can build a fleet of robots capable of deflecting asteroids that threaten the Earth. These are probably the people responsible for the Ford Pinto. Guess what guys... when you can build a car where the bumper doesn't fall off after 20,000 miles we will consider giving you billions of dollars for a fleet of robots.

An alternate solution to the asteroid problem is to get everyone together to hold hands and sing "we are the world". RSR's solution is to stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye.