Europe sleeps on the job

A survey of Europeans shows they are sleeping on the job, or in some cases on the "john". Almost 1 in 4 say they have spent time at work checking for pin holes in their eye lids. In addition to sleeping on the job Europeans enjoy mandatory four week vacations, free health care, virtually unlimited unemployment, four day work weeks, early retirement, useful public transportation, publicly funded child-care and a variety of other social services designed to provide cradle to grave bliss. Oh yeah, the autobahn kicks ass too.