These arn't the droids you're looking for...

Weapons?? What weapons? We asked for a toaster! Apparently the contractor thought we wanted a mega-watt laser.

"'This is not warfare in space. Our focus is how to best use our space-based assets to coordinate the joint terrestrial fight,' said Brig. Gen. Daniel Darnell, commander of the Space Warfare Center at Schriever Air Force Base in Colorado."
...cnn.com