Similar to the real thing!

RSR found the best'ist web site in the whole wide world! Where else can you get light sabers, time machines, free-energy machines, jet packs, etc.? Check out these quotes from Future Horizons Inc.(FHI)

(FHI): "This Hyper-Dimensional Resonator hooks up to the head of the user and by setting the dial, it will allow it's user to spontaneously astral project. And once your able to astral project, you can travel in space and time either to the future or the past. This is no joke!! Plugs into a normal 110 volt outlet."
(RSR): Ok, so you want me to attach this thing to my head and then plug it into a wall outlet. How many times have you guys done this?


(FHI): "The Plasma Saber looks amazingly similar to the real thing when activated."
(RSR): Really!? Similar to the "real thing"?


(FHI): "Time Machines... NOTE:This section of our site is considered highly experimental."
(RSR): Oh please, don't be so humble!

(FHI): "Wishing Machine (upgraded) Imagine if you had 3 wishes. Well with this device, you have as many as you want. The equivilant of an electronic genie, it amplifies users brain waves to make your wishes literally come true! Be careful what you wish for."
(RSR): Dude, you arn't kidding! I could like wish to spend the rest of my life inside a beautiful woman and end up being turned into a tampon! That would suck!

And finally, forget about the G-Spot...
(FHI): "G-Strain Amplifier The transistorized gravity-strain amplifier derives power from the gravitational field manipulation of positrons. One embodiment generates 21 volts from 15v input =162% efficiency!"