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Monday, June 07, 2004

America cheers closing of Federal Government

Americans joined the world in breathing a collective sigh of relief at the news the federal government will close on Friday June 11. Most of the world's inhabitants have been so overcome with joy they have failed to notice the shutdown will last only one day. The good news is Al Qaida has also misinterpreted reports of the government shutdown and has issued a press release stating "we have achieved our primary objective and will disband immediately".

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